Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
