Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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