Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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