At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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