Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just invented taco cereal.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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