Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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