May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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