Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you still have your period?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
