I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i now understand why vodka
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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