Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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