I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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