what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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