I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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