My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day đđ#pensacolaproblems
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Going to the pool bar doesnât exactly count as âexploringâ
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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