At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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