he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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