quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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