you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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