He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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