i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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