I hate your face
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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