So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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