You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
