By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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