check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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