I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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