I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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