It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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