ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
