therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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