LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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