Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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