i think my mom watched the whole time
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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