I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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