Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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