he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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