im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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