Don't you send me to vm
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
