Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
