talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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