you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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