If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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