I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm having to shit out rocks
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So. Much. Porn.
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