My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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