she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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