I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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