I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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