tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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