Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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