The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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