is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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